Guacemola Mk2

[Inspector Knacker]

Bertie Wooster MP.... I say Jeeves, are you quite sure this is Monte Carlo. It looks pretty unfamiliar to me.

Paul Jeeves..........I have been assured m'lud that this is indeed Monte Carlo, though I must confess I have my doubts at the validity of that claim.

Bertie Wooster MP.....Will we have to stay awfully long Jeeves...?

Paul Jeeves.............Just till the by-election has been decided my Lord.

Bertie Wooster MP.... Surely not. I've been here 30 minutes already.

Paul Jeeves.............Fear not sir, we're booked in at a charming local residence in the suburbs of Winchester .... It was as local as I could get.




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[Inspector Knacker]

mmm odd defending Labour?

There is not  a single 'labour -positive' word/phrase in my post(s).

You must be slipping up then, get it sorted, we can't have that.

What I did was simply check out the original 'spoon' claim.

Mk1 investigates, and miraculously the evidence is in his favour, because he said so. Oh dear.

I saw clearly it was not a spoon.

What was it then, a trowel....?

I pointed out the error and hoped it would shame (yes that's just  me, ever the eternal optimist) the  others who decided to chip in and validate the initial  fabrication because they so wanted it to be true.

Were you keeping a straight face when you typed this self promotion of your own infallibility.........


You fox is shot, deal with it.

Is that patois? You shot the mythical fox, you deal with it. This must be the worst ever case of self inflicted damage limitation making the situation even worse. When you're being depth charged, lay on the bottom and keep quiet till it goes away.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Erm ...  spoon versus chocolate flake ... should the world's axis pause in anticipation?

[Inspector Knacker]

I guess she was just out for a stroll and bumped into all these extremists.

Mk1's definition of an 'extremist'....anyone who doesn't agree with him.

[Inspector Knacker]

Erm ...  spoon versus chocolate flake ... should the world's axis pause in anticipation?

It's fun watching the Counsel for the defence of the 'Flake Twins' belching out the lava of truth (according to him) like some incontinent volcano.

[mk1]

See if you can get 6 posts out of this....

https://vimeo.com/534187268

[mk1]

like some incontinent volcano............

No need to bring the wife into this:

https://vimeo.com/534195968

[akarjl2]

If anyones lost the will to live after MK0s latest "contributions"...to save you the delights of actually reading his nonsense some of his videos he considers "relevant" can be found here

https://vimeo.com/user120073372

Alternatively

Ignore his post , he has had his days ruling over the post ( well trying to ) nothing to be seen here move on.

[mk1]

Alternatively
Ignore his post , he has had his days ruling over the post ( well trying to ) nothing to be seen here move on.

Alternatively  emulate this member who decided he was leaving in 2020 and harrumphed he 'wont be posting again' as he flounced out the door.

Im out of here and wont be posting again- I suggest everyone else ignores you as you have nothing of any value to say about life in this town or anywhere else.

[akarjl2]

The ACTUAL post lol

Maybe you could just try staying on topic.....

I did.

Mmmm no you didn't...as usual you try to turn a disturbing outstanding sexual harrassment case against our local "member" into a MK1 rant about farage and your view of "reality".

Contracting and fighting covid recently (last 3 weeks) has kinda focussed my energies hence my lack of posts....it seems everyone else has tired of your gibberish and you will soon be the last man standing here........

Im out of here and wont be posting again- I suggest everyone else ignores you as you have nothing of any value to say about life in this town or anywhere else.

But as I have said- you have been talking gibberish to yourself for too long and need challenging on a regular basis......our local "member" resigning has , as expected opened up a stream of YouTube/vimeo/times drivel splattering either side of your fence.....

It was an opportunity not to be missed.....and you continue to "give"..... much to the amusement of many it would appear.

[mk1]

the labour candidate was using a spoon

I got news for you Mr Anderson

'there is no spoon'

https://vimeo.com/534310063

[mk1]

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It was an opportunity not to be missed..

Indeed it is.

You said:

Im out of here and wont be posting again

Yet here you are, posting again.

[mk1]

Say what you mean and mean what you say...

Did you blush as you wrote that?

[akarjl2]

Some Screen shots...vimeos...YouTube.....Same pisssh from MKzero

mmm ...hit a nerve I suspect.

I keep coming back on the off chance something will occur which is highly unlikely....

MK1 posts something of interest that does not warrant having the p**s ripped out of it lol

[mk1]

I keep coming back on the off chance something will occur which is highly unlikely....

Something as  unlikely as you being a man of your word?