The lurgy?

[diSme]

Covtanic is sinking, the last lifeboat is about to cast off, there remains a single figure who will not get into the lifeboat. The bosun shouts up to him to get in as the ship is going down.

Bosun, "Jump aboard Sir, or you'll drown".

Man,  " Has this lifeboat been tested? "

Bosun  " Yes, just get in please"

Man     " To what standard?"

Bosun   "Board of Trade reg 143/ 665b, now get in pleeeese".

Man        " What wood was used in it's construction?"

Bosun      "Teak!!!!"

Man.        " Where was the teak from?

Bosun       "India sir, are you getting in?"

Man.         "Have you got a copy of it's maintenance record?"

Bosun       "Look, just get in and you can read it c'mon please"

Man          " Not until I've read the maintenance rec....gurgle, gurgle, gurrrrrrgle........

Bosun       " You just can't help some people".

Tenuous comparison at best!!! (IMO)

I'm not looking to clash heads with, or offend anyone here.

Our opinions on the covid/vaccine issue evidently differ, which is fine. We have all had differing experiences relating to it over these past months, so the difference of overall opinion is to be expected.

I do genuinely sympathise with those who have had negative experiences (I have had my own), and I don't desire to touch any raw nerves.

Given that, I'm happy to drop the topic and reply no further on the issue,  however if others continue and post contentions with which I disagree, I will continue to state my point....

Perhaps it might be better for an admin to close this thread, and we can all focus on more local grievances, issues, and matters, as per the sub-forum title? (like brown bin collection frequency, and weedkilling!! )

Just a suggestion.....

[akarjl2]

FFS Kettle was black from the BLOODY SOOT from a fire!!

Im out- boards just turned plain stupid - please terminate my membership.

Best of luck to all.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

FFS Kettle was black from the BLOODY SOOT from a fire!!

Im out- boards just turned plain stupid - please terminate my membership.

Best of luck to all.

Do hope that you have second thoughts - your input has been most valued.

[diSme]

FFS Kettle was black from the BLOODY SOOT from a fire!!

Im out- boards just turned plain stupid - please terminate my membership.

Best of luck to all.

I don't think anyone was having a go at you mate once that initial misunderstanding was cleared up. It was that other guy who tried to take it off on a racial tangent, clearly not yourself....


I apologise for not directly responding to your comment where you clarified your misquote -

nope sorry DiSme...quotes in wrong place

Quote from: eddy on July 29, 2021, 03: PM
Love coming on here to be reminded how racist my home town is.

E.g., its all those brown people in Londonistan fault.  Maybe we could get Enoch Powell for the new logo,

Anecdotally, I got way more white mates on social media bleeding anti vax crap than any of the brown coloured ones.  Quite happy to ram whatever the hell white powder up their nose in the toilets of Vibes of a weekend too, oh the irony.

My point was the only person mentioning "Brown people" was Eddy. Nobody else even thought about that it seemed to me.

I really need to keep off here. It is going nowhere......

I agree with loose-knickers, your input here is valued......

[Inspector Knacker]

FFS Kettle was black from the BLOODY SOOT from a fire!!

Im out- boards just turned plain stupid - please terminate my membership.

Best of luck to all.

Oh no you're not. There's a job to be done.

[Inspector Knacker]

Love coming on here to be reminded how racist my home town is.

So just how 'racist' is Hartlepool, assuming it is your home town ?

E.g., its all those brown people in Londonistan fault.  Maybe we could get Enoch Powell for the new logo,

'We'....... why would you and your friends want a new logo?

Anecdotally, I got way more white mates on social media bleeding anti vax crap than any of the brown coloured ones.

As you appear to be keeping statistics, what's the approximate ratio?   

Quite happy to ram whatever the hell white powder up their nose in the toilets of Vibes of a weekend too, oh the irony.

I' ll take your word for it as you appear to be Johnny on the spot.

[diSme]

Love coming on here to be reminded how racist my home town is.

So just how 'racist' is Hartlepool, assuming it is your home town ?

E.g., its all those brown people in Londonistan fault.  Maybe we could get Enoch Powell for the new logo,

'We'....... why would you and your friends want a new logo?

Anecdotally, I got way more white mates on social media bleeding anti vax crap than any of the brown coloured ones.

As you appear to be keeping statistics, what's the approximate ratio?   

Quite happy to ram whatever the hell white powder up their nose in the toilets of Vibes of a weekend too, oh the irony.

I' ll take your word for it as you appear to be Johnny on the spot.

Ah mate, just leave it be. You'll upset the admin.

I think everyone agrees eddy was out of order, and he's been put on pre-mod...

[Inspector Knacker]

It was unnecessary...but I'll take your advice

[akarjl2]

FFS Kettle was black from the BLOODY SOOT from a fire!!

Im out- boards just turned plain stupid - please terminate my membership.

Best of luck to all.

Do hope that you have second thoughts - your input has been most valued.

Thank you however I am not comfortable with some of the woke clowns on here and do not wish to engage with them please delete my account. Thank you.

[akarjl2]

Again thank you but as previously requested please close my account.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Again thank you but as previously requested please close my account.

For technical reasons, an admin. can't close a member's account - only ban them (which is the last thing we want to do).

[akarjl2]

Understood

[Inspector Knacker]

Have a think about it.

[akarjl2]

Have a think about it.

I have. Sent you a PM. Im off to remove some of that non white dark substance from some cooking utensils, assuming the woke brigade allow me to disturb historic artefacts.