Church St zebra crossings.

[Hartlepudlion]

Perhaps for someone's driveway or patio?

[Inspector Knacker]

I'm waiting for the following ad to appear.
'Like that special present for your wildlife loving friends? Well why not try our Zebra themed cobbled driveways. Hurry, because these are limited edition pieces, strictly limited to as many as we can sell.'
Apply to .....
Load of cobblers,
13 Desperation St,
Times Up Industrial Est,
Toxic on the Wold.
County of Court-shire.