Let them eat cake

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

There's whispers that the recent festive celebrations didn't go down too well for Carl. Is it true that, although normally invited to cut the cake (as the longest serving councillor), this year's celebrations of women's suffrage led to a certain MD being given the job? Did it lead to him leaving the room in a huff? Or could it be that some were wary of him with a knife in his hand following last year's denouement on Radio Tees? So many questions ...

[fred c]

Cake Cutter Carl.....It's a tough job, but someone has to do i but it beats going to work. 

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Cake Cutter Carl.....It's a tough job, but someone has to do i but it beats going to work. 

Crumbs ... 

[kevplumb]

Ask him what a P45 is?
he will tell you it's a gun 

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Ask him what a P45 is?
he will tell you it's a gun 

[Lord Elpus]

One of the things I don't miss about being a Councillor is listening to Cllr Carl Richardson's new year speech when he cuts the cake.  I bet he spends hours in front of the mirror rehearsing it.

[Inspector Knacker]

Is there a 'Cake Cutters Allowance' which gives extra financial increments for features such as size of knife, time holding knife, consistency of cake being cut and number incisions in said cake?

[fred c]

Ask him what a P45 is?
he will tell you it's a gun 

[Inspector Knacker]

Cake Cutter Carl.....It's a tough job, but someone has to do i but it beats going to work. 

That said, he may be a fully qualified Xmas cake cutter with a degree in the subject from the University of Santa. Admittedly it's seasonal, but hectic at the time.