Taking coal to Newcastle?

[DRiddle]

So the latest word on the street is the SCABS are edging closer to a move to Brighton. That's Brighton, with its average house prices of £380,000+.

That cafe up rift house must be turning over a good profit.

Anyway, let's hope it's true. The town needs rid of these clowns.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

So the latest word on the street is the SCABS are edging closer to a move to Brighton. That's Brighton, with its average house prices of £380,000+.

That cafe up rift house must be turning over a good profit.

Anyway, let's hope it's true. The town needs rid of these clowns.

Not Bournemouth? 

[jawsbbc]

So the latest word on the street is the SCABS are edging closer to a move to Brighton. That's Brighton, with its average house prices of £380,000+.

That cafe up rift house must be turning over a good profit.

Anyway, let's hope it's true. The town needs rid of these clowns.

and all will be forgotten and any wrongdoings swept under the carpet bit like RMW anyone know why they are all jumping ship ??

[Land Phil]

I hope it is something to do with the likes of us being vocal.
Maybe those messages to Labour HQ were noted.

[Johnny Bongo]

It'll be a sad day for Rift House and Owton Manor if they do leave! Who will feed the hungry children?  Who will keep them off the streets (via The Rifty)?  Who will keep the estates clean and take everyone's rubbish away, absolutely free?  Who will cater for the Rift House residents, providing them with good food and bingo via The Rifty?  Let's not forget the Hartlepool Show aka the Rifty Fun Day!  Free entry, free food, free entertainment!  Who will represent Hartlepool and promote the town, here and in Portsmouth and Belfast and not forgetting Tees Valley Intoxicated?  Who will secure 1000's of well paid jobs, save the Hospital A & E from closure, attract new businesses to the town, secure grants for numerous improvements that benefit the residents?  And of course, our Glorious Leader has been wreckognised and knobinated for an award, extolling his great leadership qualities and all that he has done for this town!

If they do leave....(please don't go Cwissy and Stevie) .....this town will just become forlorn, a wilderness, a backwater, A GHETTO....with no prospects for the people, no decent jobs, NO HOPE!  Just crazy visions or indeed hallucinations, possibly brought on by mind altering substances!  Let's not go there!

Oh, wait a minute................isn't it like that now........with these two clowns at the forefront of the decisions made, that dictate Hartlepools fate?

If, by leaving, they think that they will avoid any investigations that may occur in the near future, they are sadly mistaken!  People in Hartlepool have a long memory!  Nuff said!

[Disgruntled voter]

Well said Mr Bongo . The town has received enough ridicule  with these two deluded numbskulls at the helm

[fred c]

It matters not where they go, it's when they go that is of interest to the majority of CT Payers, will they see out there time in office (2019 or 2020 ?), if that's the case have they a tacit agreement with the Corbyn Pixies that as long as they tone it down they won't be forced out / deselected.

If that hypothetical instance were to actually happen it would accomplish a number of aims, the first is of course the SCABS would have another 18 months to top up their coffers......the second and most important point for the users of the new labour broom is that any contentious decisions between now and 2020 can't be laid at their door.

[Inspector Knacker]

Their contribution to this town during their time at the helm begs the question, what have they actually done?
If you left them in charge of Buckingham palace for the same period of time they'd probably install decking to the front,  'executive' housing to the rear gardens and replace the garden party's with a Rifty style burgerfest ....... and the Queen would most certainly have to go.

[Heknocks68]

And should, if, when, they decide to persue pastures new, with what and whom shall they be replaced?  Quite possibly the TVCA former Clevelandites with toes already under the tables. Is it conceivable that a councillor can serve a hart ward whilst residing in Brighton in the same vane as pot hole doctor, hmmmm. Simply put, can the square meterage of floor coverings be taken to Brighton for further coverage. Floor craft or witch craft, its all hocuspocus. Disposable are all, you know its your time when asked " are you ok" bon soir mon ami, for my time hath cometh Geoff.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Now that last post is distinctly cryptic ...

[seaton]

I assume there will be a Civic Reception, special Gold Medals struck and presented to them and maybe even a portrait to be hung in the Civic for their 'services' to the town ?

[Inspector Knacker]

Don't forget the massive gold statues. Pyongyang style.

[fred c]

I would be more than happy to vote Labour if...... The new Broomers commit to an independent in depth inquiry into the last 6 years of LabTor governance, concentrating on the abandonment of the town plan and all planning applications after that, councillors involvement with voluntary groups and the various visions / masterplans.

Needless to say, I doubt very much I will be voting labour anytime soon.

[Inspector Knacker]

I'd like a Labour council, we haven't had one for quite a while now. When the sequinned amateurs ride into the sunset, we have the dismal prospect of the shouty ideologues taking over.
It's Labour Fred, but not as we know it.