Rural West By-election

[Johnny Bongo]

I've heard the vegan rumour. Doesn't the story go that he celebrated being vegan for a whole two weeks or so by buying himself a new pair of LEATHER shoes?

Is it cannibalism when a vegetable eats other vegetables ?

Definition of vegetable
informal.   A person who does not do anything or has no interest in doing anything:
'Sitting at home all day in front of the TV slowly turned her into a vegetable'.
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[ C ] offensive.   A person who is unable to think or move correctly because of severe brain damage.

I think that the descriptions above would be 'generous' if we related them to SAB!  Although, on reflection, he, CAB and the rest of the gang, manage to screw the electorate and the system at every turn!  More parasitical than vegetable, methinks!     

[Inspector Knacker]

Nah, I meant he looks like a vegetable, actually a turnip I saw in a local supermarket. That said, the turnip had a marked edge in the 'looking distinguished' stakes.