Has anyone offered them Jackson's Landing?

[mk1]

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-supporters-mps-urged-to-back-labour-live-festival-as-just-15-of-tickets-sold-glastonbury-equivalent-tottenham_uk_5afb08dae4b09a94524c7942?t0p&utm_hp_ref=uk-homepage

Seems the bandwagon is stalled and 'Peak Corbyn' is confirmed.
Perhaps The Dear Leader can contact the organisers and offer them Jackson's Landing and thus draw at least the  600,000 who turned up for The Tall Ships Debacle?

[Inspector Knacker]

Is it true there's still 5 trillion gallons of yellow paint (double yellow lines for the use of), a huge shed full of park and ride buses in a secret location in Summerhill, an army of stewards on standby and a big wheel in mothballs?
If it comes off it would most importantly provide a bit of use for Tumbleweed junction for a couple of days

[fred c]

A Labour Live on Jacksons would attract a around the same number of supporters as Jezza's last visit to Navigation Point...... half of the crowd would be the Scabal and their hangers on, the other half would be the officials of the HCLP......oh, and  harry blackwood.

[Inspector Knacker]

A 'Live on Longscar Rocks' would be even more entertaining. The Dear Leader could hold the tide back King Canute style.