independent living centre opening, take notice of said carpets

[brassed off monkey]

scabs love their clothes super tight

SAB is so morbidly obese that anything he wears is 'tight'. He kept wearing the suits that fitted when he was 20 stone when he was 25 stone  and the buttons were a danger to anyone he was talking too.
He also has the same problem as Carl. His gut hangs down massively over his belt and  it strains at his shirt.  In Carl's case he usually ends up with his shirt flapping open and the formerly secured mass of flesh ends up on public display.

Meoowwww.....

I dread to think where he hangs that belly on a night 

[Inspector Knacker]

scabs love their clothes super tight

SAB is so morbidly obese that anything he wears is 'tight'. He kept wearing the suits that fitted when he was 20 stone when he was 25 stone  and the buttons were a danger to anyone he was talking too.
He also has the same problem as Carl. His gut hangs down massively over his belt and  it strains at his shirt.  In Carl's case he usually ends up with his shirt flapping open and the formerly secured mass of flesh ends up on public display.

Meoowwww.....

I dread to think where he hangs that belly on a night 

It goes on standby as a tidal surge barrier at the dock entrance, when not doing that it's a seal breeding colony in the North Sea and has its own small light house attached.