independent living centre opening, take notice of said carpets

[jawsbbc]

take notice of the said carpets in place https://www.hartlepool.gov.uk/news/article/817/in_pictures_new_4m_council_centre_unveiled

[Inspector Knacker]

Looks like the dear leader has had a change of hair colouring, unless it's an offcut recycled to use up the stockpile of shagpile.

[akarjl]

See  http://www.hartlepoolpost.co.uk/files/council%20agenda%2023052017.pdf

In response to the following question:

councillor or officer, decided that the original carpets were unsuitable & on what basis did he / she come to the conclusion that they were unsuitable?"

The Chair of the Finance and Policy Committee (Christopher Akers-Belcher?) responded:

Guidance regarding dementia friendly environments states that flooring should be 'matt and non-slip; avoiding patterns, speckles or sparkles that can be confusing'.

So they fitted.....= more lies

[kevplumb]

that git couldn't lie straight in bed 

[akarjl]

that git couldn't lie straight in bed 

I suspect he wouldn't want to...

[crisstw]

Nice to see that he's wearing blue, it really matches the carpets, surely his new suit, wasn't the reason he asked for the carpet to be changed.... it has to match you know...

Also, we're just in sight of the general election voting day, surely the leader of hartlepool labour party should be wearing a red tie?

[jawsbbc]

Quote
Guidance regarding dementia friendly environments states that flooring should be 'matt and non-slip; avoiding patterns, speckles or sparkles that can be confusing'. EXACTLY

[jawsbbc]

The impressive three-floor building also boasts an events hall, training and meeting rooms, an ICT suite, cafe and spa pool with many of the facilities available for public hire.  ANOTHER COUNCIL RUN CAFE JESUSSSSSSSSSS

[jawsbbc]

The building has also become home to a number of local providers including INCONTRL-ABLE - a community interest company providing support to disabled people - and the IN GOOD HANDS  PROJECT which provides support to people who have sight and hearing difficulties.
http://www.healthwatchhartlepool.co.uk/sites/default/files/new_healthwatch_newsletter_november_2016.pdf

[Inspector Knacker]

Why is the chief exec dressed like my grandad on holiday in 1956? Was it a themed opening? There's a double glazing salesman, the laughing police as good lady wife, Sonic the Hedgehogs rotund grandad and a medallion man, poor range of outfits for a fancy dress opening if you ask me.

[mk1]

the laughing police (and his) good lady wife,

Whenever I see the pair of them I always think they have just being given a brand-new set of dentures and they are so proud they want everyone to get a good look at them. In every photo of them  its  teeth..teeth...teeth.........

[jawsbbc]

scruffy all of the was behind cranney that big black overcoat he always wears is full of dog hairs and it stinks
maj  she cannot be only 58 can she ?? dresses older
scabs love their clothes super tight as does wells
barclay/richardson  no comment

[akarjl]

the laughing police as good lady wife

My immediate thought was

[jawsbbc]

did they remove the kids play area in burbank street ?? or is it still there

[mk1]

scabs love their clothes super tight

SAB is so morbidly obese that anything he wears is 'tight'. He kept wearing the suits that fitted when he was 20 stone when he was 25 stone  and the buttons were a danger to anyone he was talking too.
He also has the same problem as Carl. His gut hangs down massively over his belt and  it strains at his shirt.  In Carl's case he usually ends up with his shirt flapping open and the formerly secured mass of flesh ends up on public display.

Meoowwww.....