David, David you might have a bite on your float.

[Inspector Knacker]

One of Hickory Hill's other pledges (I received this morning) was........
HARTLEPOOL JOBS FOR HARTLEPOOL PEOPLE Oh dear have you finally got a big one on the line....?

[Johnny Bongo]

One of Hickory Hill's other pledges (I received this morning) was........
HARTLEPOOL JOBS FOR HARTLEPOOL PEOPLE Oh dear have you finally got a big one on the line....?

How about LOCAL JOBS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE.......HELLO DAAAAAAVE!

[Inspector Knacker]

Do you think David will let this one off the hook? After all, it is an endangered species. But I'm sure David will check the line.🐋

[Inspector Knacker]

No comment or selective memory loss?

[Inspector Knacker]

David, you're world famous ...... (in Hartlepool) for fishing, yet you appear to decline a bite.
This politicians pledge was...HARTLEPOOL JOBS FOR HARTLEPOOL PEOPLE.
Pssssst It wasn't the Brexit Party by the way.

[Inspector Knacker]

I must apologise, the penny has well and truly dropped. It's a late move by Labour to give a pledge of  HARTLEPOOL JOBS FOR HARTLEPOOL PEOPLE, a cynical bit of populist appeal and party members will hold their noses and won't even blush when they smile as they flog something they wouldn't dream of endorsing. Am I warm?
It's desperate times in the bunker.