After the Goldrush.

[Inspector Knacker]

Surely Bulgaria Goat Therapy would be offensive to strict vegans - aren't they supposed to eschew anything which is connected to sentient beings?

In this case no. The Bulgarian Goat therapy in question is being pioneered at the 'Janice   Jazz-Pipes University' in Barking, formerly the 'Barking Ferrous Welding Academy', where they're experimenting in giving massages to retired goats to ease the stress of life on a farm under the supervision of Prof Linseed Honeypot and Dr Bobby Tangleweed.
Hope that clears it up

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

My mind is now at rest ...