https://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/politics/deadline-approaching-for-councillor-nominations-for-upcoming-local-elections-in-hartlepool-in-may-1-9680883 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Now that's a mystery. I've read the description for the role of Councillor, so how did this lot qualify? I've seen chimps tea party's with more dignity.
I liked the comment from a Council spokesman saying the town was a great place to live, etc, etc, etc. Where does our Chief Exec and the senior officers reside?
There's a rumour that the clique never won an election, but won a competition to run the town for a day and they all had a tantrum and said they'd hold their breath and be sick if they couldn't carry on.
Quote from: Inspector Knacker on March 29, 2019, 06: PM
Now that's a mystery. I've read the description for the role of Councillor, so how did this lot qualify? I've seen chimps tea party's with more dignity.
I liked the comment from a Council spokesman saying the town was a great place to live, etc, etc, etc. Where does our Chief Exec and the senior officers reside?
There's a rumour that the clique never won an election, but won a competition to run the town for a day and they all had a tantrum and said they'd hold their breath and be sick if they couldn't carry on.
Unfortunately, they carried on....and that made the residents of Hartlepool sick!
We're missing a chance here, our very on 'Carry On' or should I say 'What a Carry On' series of films. So how about it, 'Carry on Councillor'?
Cast...
Coun A Nonentity...........Charles Hawtrey.
Coun I Well-Gormless.... Bernard Bresslaw.
Coun Jack Barred...........Sid James.
Coun Kulcher-Vulcher......Jack Douglas.
Coun U Fishwife.............Barbara Windsor.
Town Clerk Bland........... Kenneth Williams.
Coun Chafing.................Hattie Jacques.
Coun Docile...................Joan Sims
Coun Nuttal-There..........Jim Dale.
Filmed in Super Wiiiiiiide Panavision to fit the heads in.