Road works

[Foradmin]

Traffic lights modifications top of Church Street.

Surrounding roads to be closed for ten weeks from 13/May/2019.

Planning??

[Inspector Knacker]

In Hartlepool, chaos is the norm. Carefully and meticulously planned so that one traffic snarl up lasting months is replaced by another one, seamlessly ensuring a world of continual chaos.
Sadly, when these little projects are completed, no one can tell the difference.

[Inspector Knacker]

Oh no, I've just found out what the 'temporary' road closures and re-routing means for a 'planned' ten weeks. Getting to Morrison's is gonna be difficult.
What exactly are they trying to achieve in Stockton Street ?

[no6bus]

Try being a bus driver in this town 🙁😳

[Inspector Knacker]

Try being a bus driver in this town 🙁😳

Just do away with route numbers and have the display as MYSTERY TOUR.
You could also replace the timetable with calendars, next years as well with their inevitable overruns.