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Politics => Local Issues and Matters => Topic started by: Foradmin on May 09, 2019, 03: PM

Title: Road works
Post by: Foradmin on May 09, 2019, 03: PM
Traffic lights modifications top of Church Street.

Surrounding roads to be closed for ten weeks from 13/May/2019.

Planning??
Title: Re: Road works
Post by: Inspector Knacker on May 09, 2019, 05: PM
In Hartlepool, chaos is the norm. Carefully and meticulously planned so that one traffic snarl up lasting months is replaced by another one, seamlessly ensuring a world of continual chaos.
Sadly, when these little projects are completed, no one can tell the difference.
Title: Re: Road works
Post by: Inspector Knacker on May 09, 2019, 07: PM
Oh no, I've just found out what the 'temporary' road closures and re-routing means for a 'planned' ten weeks. Getting to Morrison's is gonna be difficult.
What exactly are they trying to achieve in Stockton Street ?
Title: Re: Road works
Post by: no6bus on May 10, 2019, 08: AM
Try being a bus driver in this town 🙁😳
Title: Re: Road works
Post by: Inspector Knacker on May 10, 2019, 10: AM
Quote from: no6bus on May 10, 2019, 08: AM
Try being a bus driver in this town 🙁😳
Just do away with route numbers and have the display as MYSTERY TOUR.
You could also replace the timetable with calendars, next years as well with their inevitable overruns. ;D