One in the Eye for Jonny F*rtpants

[the_exile]

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/14591209.Owner_of_disused_village_pub_refused_permission_to_convert_it_into_home_after_campaign/?ref=mrb&lp=5

Looks like the Councillors in Richmond don't want/need greasy palms or brown envelopes :-)

[The Great Dictator]

I think that might be the one he was going to rent to Martin Bennison to use as a second hand furniture store until Martin ripped off a doctor for £41,000 and did a runner.