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Will this make my hair grow?
George tests his new vanishing cream ... unfortunately the subject failed to vanish ...
Police suspect a recently discovered 'Jackson Pollock', found in Hartlepool, may well be a fake.
Why is the MAIL constantly printing drivel as this? each and every chance there are always two Labour Councillors coming to the fore tonight's edition is no exception aka Morecombe & Wise with another daft idea to get publicity.
ARE OTHER THAN LABOUR COUNCILLORS EVER FEATURED? We seem to have a resounding silence from those who had plenty to say before being elected.
The hospital issue has been declared LOST. I know they will say it is not so and they are still fighting to retain services but what of NOW.
Should we get our buckets ready to clear up the slime coming from the Civic Centre?.
I am just Topping Up "The Chairmans Brain"
I hear the fattest fa*tty Belcher is asking the mail to print a clarification.
He says it is not green slime but guacamole!
Well we had Lilley and his singing dogs - less said about that the better, really.
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". . . and you're sure it will kill them all, Paul?"
Sponsored by Niramax no doubt.
He wanted to get some idea of what was going to fall on his head when Angie went tits up!
Yuk, I just had a mental picture of ...well, you know what!