Kiss of life on a frozen chicken.

[Inspector Knacker]

I notice with a tired sigh the reappearance and election of some of the fatigued Labour old guard Councillors from the olden days, recovered no doubt from hibernation from the dusty back shelves of some political charity shop.😱
They were never exactly stand out performers in the chamber, so heaven knows why they've been given the kiss of life yet again to bring something they never brought the last time around. Is it a case of 'safe pair of hands syndrome' or just that's all that was sadly available in the spares bin?
Surely not a coup after the wilderness years of the dumpling dictator? But a coup after someone has left would ring a bit hollow ..... so, will this be followed by the imposition of the iron fist of blandness......?😂

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Or that the one who holds the puppets' strings is wary of the unknown?

[Inspector Knacker]

They all have that facial expression of the man in the 50's black and white sci-fi movies who is the first to see the alien.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

They all have that facial expression of the man in the 50's black and white sci-fi movies who is the first to see the alien.

'Take me to your leader'?

[Inspector Knacker]

That could be a tad difficult.
However beautiful the Labour Party strategy is Kier, you should occasionally look at the results.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

So much infighting and so many factions must make clear vision distinctly cloudy.

[Inspector Knacker]

Trying to organise the Labour Party is like trying to herd cats.