Aw bless em.

[Inspector Knacker]

Driving down York Road this morning and sat at the lights, I spotted a flock of fledgling bright eyed Bambi Labour canvassers complete with red folders setting out like missionaries to convert the heathen electorate of Hartlepool to the ways of Labour Salvation.
I always love it when a pimply youth knocks at the door and then tries to lecture you on the way you really should vote. When that fails dismally, glazed eyes and a burning belief the world will end because the Tories are really giant lizards, here to eat you, from the planet Sleaze in the Thatcher galaxy.
.........that'll be the fruit and nut galaxy I assume.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Must be very hard for the poor darlings when material like this comes back to bite them ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?fbclid=IwAR3B0feUgSC0ZbinQJsQ07i-882Y2SYkKLc2Rx9C5ui_xe5AhIag9KgRl_A&v=bvfMqYJidxI&feature=youtu.be

[Inspector Knacker]

With a candidate like that they've got nothing to laugh about.