SDP arrives

[Inspector Knacker]

Well...... It contains lots of promises it can't keep because it won't have to.

"I'll get the government to finally replace Hartlepool's nuclear plant........ and create over 3,000 jobs"

     " I'll make the new Teesside Freeport work for everyone and driver jobs in Hartlepool"

      Referring to the steelworks..."I'll do what the Tories are afraid to do and stand up to the asset strippers...."

Just how is he going to do it, answers on envelope to ........on second thought don't bother.
There's references  to the A&E which the candidate will 'fix this error and re-open Hartlepool's Hospital and A&E'.

The SDP is apparently for........ 'FAMILIES, JOBS, INDUSTRY, & PUBLIC SERVICES'
                    It's against.........CRIME, UNEMPLOYMENT, THATCHERISM, IDENTITY POLITICS.
ER, Thatcherism was 40 years ago and as she's dead, I think a comeback is a bit remote.

The local lad candidate is based in Glasgow  by the way. Oh dear.

[diSme]

The local lad candidate is based in Glasgow  by the way. Oh dear.

'nuff said as far as I'm concerned.