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kevplumb

November 14, 2019, 06: PM
A councillor is an elected representative of their ward, not their political party!
Councils need communities but communities don't need councils
Party politics have no place in local goverment

akarjl2

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November 14, 2019, 07: PM
Cant wait to see him interviewed by media and Guido Fawkes get his teeth into him.....
The Morons seemed to have gone but so have the normals.....

Inspector Knacker

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November 14, 2019, 07: PM
Does he know he's been nominated?
I predict he'll come in just behind 'Freedom for Jimmy the Cat Strangler Party'.
What can be asserted without proof,
can be dismissed without proof.

Johnny Bongo

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November 15, 2019, 06: PM
Quote from: Inspector Knacker on November 14, 2019, 07: PM
Does he know he's been nominated?
I predict he'll come in just behind 'Freedom for Jimmy the Cat Strangler Party'.

Well he's got my vote........Jimmy the cat strangler that is...NOT Cranney!
Just having a laugh to myself here...but imagine if Cranney did get elected as MP.  His maiden speech would be priceless!  :o Mind you, the Commons would need a few translators to understand what he was saying!

Inspector Knacker

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November 15, 2019, 07: PM
For him to get elected they'd need industrial quantities of mind altering stuff in the water supply. His maiden speech would be an assault with violence on the language of Shakespeare.
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can be dismissed without proof.

diSme

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November 15, 2019, 09: PM
Quote from: Johnny Bongo on November 15, 2019, 06: PM
Quote from: Inspector Knacker on November 14, 2019, 07: PM
Does he know he's been nominated?
I predict he'll come in just behind 'Freedom for Jimmy the Cat Strangler Party'.

Well he's got my vote........Jimmy the cat strangler that is...NOT Cranney!
Just having a laugh to myself here...but imagine if Cranney did get elected as MP.  His maiden speech would be priceless!  :o Mind you, the Commons would need a few translators to understand what he was saying!
As hilarious as it would be to listen to him attempting to play the part of MP, the mere thought of it actually coming to pass sends shivers down my spine.
I believe everything and nothing

Inspector Knacker

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November 16, 2019, 07: AM Last Edit: November 16, 2019, 07: AM by Inspector Knacker
Mr Kevin Cranium's Maiden Speech to the House like

Hansard Note, words in bold print are Cranium Ingerlish

Lads, Lasses and everyone else, ...... alright then.... I'm Kev and I've juss been erected as the member for Aaaarty Pool canny eh and they said ah couldn't do it, burr ah did, so if anyone........ er sorry like.
Anyway, am representing the Socialist Labour Party. Now, our party is into climate change and the nich in the market for decycling the worlds owld mattresses if y'know worra mean like.........( at this point Mr Cranium winks to the chamber)
We also believe every town and city deserves to stagnate, a canny big word,  but you carn have inuff big words. Our team's been doin stagnayshun fer years so a know worram talking about like.
Hang on, beforra go , anyone wanna buy 25 surplus unopened drums of Cranium Industries plc patented 'Absolute Madness Gas', just contact me outside, cash only!
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DRiddle

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November 16, 2019, 07: AM
His first PMQ's will be even worse.

(Pointing at Dianne Abbott) - "Eeerrrreee?! Have a slept with you?. . . Aaawww nnooorrr, sorry love, I think it was the other one. . . . (Points at Dawn Butler).
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