Every time the North Tees....

[Inspector Knacker]

........ fan clubs scribbler has yet another lecturing letter in the Mail vainly trying to enlighten us to his world view.... why do I always think of ' It's only meeeeeee' off the Harry Enfield show....?

"Ya don't wanna be hoing to that unsafe death trap of a hospital...ya wanna be a heading for the Wonderful One Life and if a mere six hours later they can't fo anything you head for North Tees..... it's wonderful...just jump into your and get your chauffer to whisk you there.... for the big wait.... the bleefing will stop eventually. Which is more than I will...!"