Police Cells re-opening.

[Inspector Knacker]

If the new PCC can open them under the same financial constraints as the previous tenants of the role,  how can it be down to Tory cuts....?
Maybe it's how you spend what you have, as opposed to just spending. I think it's called 'good housekeeping'.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Maybe it was a political decision all along?

[diSme]

Maybe it was a political decision all along?

Absolutely this...

[Inspector Knacker]

Maybe it was a political decision all along?

Machiavelli of the Yard..... ?
Police station run down, public told Tory cuts. Police cells re-open, yet no chants of Tory largesse from the usual suspects.

[akarjl2]

Maybe it was a political decision all along?

No Sh*t Sherlock lol

[The Great Dictator]

   Our cells are nowhere near big enough to house the sh**e of our town.

[Inspector Knacker]

   Our cells are nowhere near big enough to house the sh**e of our town.

Well, Heerema's big shed is doing nothing, it could be turned into a giant Lord of the Flies theme Park for them, but with Hotel California leaving rules.

[eddy]

You lot really are brainwashed

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

You lot really are brainwashed

Oh dear ... not washed  but positively bleached. 

[diSme]

You lot really are brainwashed

Erm, who exactly constitutes "you lot"?

[Inspector Knacker]

You lot really are brainwashed

Well, at least we have a brain to wash, as opposed to a huge absorbent sponge that soaks up the Party line. The sheer irony of a Party loyalist using the word brainwashed against others is pure comedy  gold.

[Inspector Knacker]

You lot really are brainwashed

Erm, who exactly constitutes "you lot"?

'you lot' is a broad church, but basically, anyone who dares to question the Labour Party's infallibility.
Eddy pops up like a Labour Meerkat out of his hole to obediently defend his ailing Party's reputation and the residents of Kier's 'village'.

[akarjl2]

You lot

As in the section of the Hartlepool electorate capable or rational thought not driven by some aged belief system promoted by a bearded old nutter surrounded by perverts......?

Oddly similar to the barbaric pedo nutters from the 9th century hounding that poor teacher in Batley?

Oddly where the labour "candidate" refuses to speak out on his behalf?

Ok Ill take it I am brainwashed and proud of it- emphasis on the washed part.

Hartlepool is full of sh**e like most towns these days and the cells need to be in use and full 24/7.

[Inspector Knacker]

I'm still chuckling to myself at being described as 'brain washed' by someone stood in the dust, rubble and debris that is the Labour Party.

[Inspector Knacker]

You lot really are brainwashed

But you never answered the original question, but then again it doesn't fit in with the mantra of 'cuts' does it. How inconvenient when it actually blows it out of the water in this particular scenario.