Major incident on Northgate

[suvin]

Just been to the Co-op on Northgate. 2 fire engines there and 8 fireman running about in full gear carrying ladders. House fire I thought, although I couldn,t see any smoke. As I got closer I saw a dead seagull impaled on a TV aerial. You couldn't make it up.

[The Great Dictator]

Phew, i thought someone had been showered.

[Stig of the Seaton Dump]

Car could do with a hose down by the firemen every time I visit the headland to get rid of all the seagull muck.

Car hand wash could be a good way for the fire service to cope with funding cuts.

I don't think they have the room for a boot sale like the NHS.

[testing times]

My sympathy is with the Fire Brigade. They probably had to interupt a decent game of snooker for this.

[popgoestheweasal.]

Will the seagull put a claim in.
NO WIN NO FEE.