Mileage scam

[Donkey Kong]

Donkey co*k, you are an uneducated numpty and should return under your stone forthwith.

Your vocabulary and ability to construct a sensible argument are truly outstanding.

[steveL]

Donkey co*k, you are an uneducated numpty and should return under your stone forthwith
I think we can do without the pointless name calling, don't you? Plonker 

[rabbit]

What is surprising is how many miles are driven each year (on our behalf) by Council Staff.

With an allowance of one million pounds per year, this equates to about two million miles driven per year.

Or about one and a half times round the world per week.

In a car using say 40 miles per gallon, this would require approx. 50,000 gallons of petrol per year, or about 10 tanker deliveries.

As for pollution, even with a moderately efficient engine, this would produce about 300 metric tonnes of CO2 per year.

Or almost a tonne per day.

Which is a lot of fizzy stuff, especially in this damp climate.

Is there a "green expert" in the Council? 

[The Great Dictator]

If there is Rabbit he'll be on about £89,000 a year 

[The Great Dictator]

He started it Steve L, he called me a troll