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Politics => Local Issues and Matters => Topic started by: Lucy Lass-Tick on April 18, 2012, 03: PM

Title: Available by the gross?
Post by: Lucy Lass-Tick on April 18, 2012, 03: PM
Lest it be required...
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: Inspector Knacker on April 18, 2012, 04: PM
Best order the industrial strength version then.
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: Lord Elpus on April 18, 2012, 09: PM
I checked this product out and apparently it works well on 'odious little t****' as well,  I've placed my order.
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: The Shadow on April 18, 2012, 10: PM
Quote from: Lord Elpus on April 18, 2012, 09: PM
I checked this product out and apparently it works well on 'odious little t****' as well,  I've placed my order.

Shame you won't get to use it in the council chamber as of next month then eh Mr Lilley.
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: notinshadow on April 18, 2012, 10: PM
Quote from: Lord Elpus on April 18, 2012, 09: PM
I checked this product out and apparently it works well on 'odious little t****' as well,  I've placed my order.



I think it is very good that you as a leader of P.H.F. a dress these issues councillor.
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: The Shadow on April 18, 2012, 10: PM
Yello? What have we got here then?
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: Lord Elpus on April 18, 2012, 11: PM
Quote from: The Shadow on April 18, 2012, 10: PM
Quote from: Lord Elpus on April 18, 2012, 09: PM
I checked this product out and apparently it works well on 'odious little t****' as well,  I've placed my order.

Shame you won't get to use it in the council chamber as of next month then eh Mr Lilley.

Luckily the electorate will make that decision. 

Also speaking as a happily married man who is very happy with his sexuality I don't take myself too seriously and have a sense of humour even when dealing with wind up merchants like you two.
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: The Shadow on April 18, 2012, 11: PM
Why would you bring up your marriage and sexuality? Rather odd thing to come out with. Something lurking in your closet? (Other than that little yellow number) ;)
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: Lord Elpus on April 18, 2012, 11: PM
Quote from: The Shadow on April 18, 2012, 11: PM
Why would you bring up your marriage and sexuality? Rather odd thing to come out with. Something lurking in your closet? (Other than that little yellow number) ;)

Actually its a polyester floral print, off the shoulder number, I've worn it on a number of occasions as my close friends will testify, might even provide you with a pic.

Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: mk1 on April 19, 2012, 12: AM
Quote from: The Shadow on April 18, 2012, 11: PM
Why would you bring up your marriage and sexuality

I thought we all should be 'proud of our sexuality'?

Perhaps you are of the opinion only certain groups be allowed to  prosthelytize on the subject?





Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: mk1 on April 19, 2012, 12: AM
Quote from: Lord Elpus on April 18, 2012, 11: PM

Actually its a floral off the shoulder number, I've worn it on a number of occasions as my close friends will testify, might even provide you with a pic.

Worn with a ginger wig and whilst ping-pong balls flutter gently  through the air-backwards only!
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: Lord Elpus on April 19, 2012, 12: AM
Since I turned 60 I've gone for the 'blue rinse' look, nowt worse than mutton dressed as lamb.

I'll steer clear of any reference to ping pong balls, candles or pekingese dogs.  Last time I mentioned them it caused a bit of a to do.
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: mk1 on April 19, 2012, 12: AM
Here is the result of the  second complaint mad dog made about GL:

The second complaint concerns two occasions where the complainant alleges that Councillor Lilley tried to intimidate her. ln considering these issues the complainant has described the intimidation purely in term of the members close proximity to her. This in itself would not be considered to be a breach of the Code. As such no further action will be taken with regard this matter.

I understand a third complaint was lodged-that of wearing the same outfit as mad dog- but when the fashion Police turned up they thought MJ was the cross dresser and arrested her!

Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: The Shadow on April 19, 2012, 12: AM
Quote from: Lord Elpus on April 18, 2012, 11: PM
Quote from: The Shadow on April 18, 2012, 11: PM
Why would you bring up your marriage and sexuality? Rather odd thing to come out with. Something lurking in your closet? (Other than that little yellow number) ;)

Actually its a floral off the shoulder number, I've worn it on a number of occasions as my close friends will testify, might even provide you with a pic.

If he goes through with this threat I would suggest that in the interest of public mental health, you all bookmark the following site www.eyebleach.com (http://www.eyebleach.com)
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: Lord Elpus on April 19, 2012, 12: AM
Last set of pics I have of me in the floral frock was taken at a motorcycle rally, It was taken with other middle aged bikers wearing frocks, all had facial hair, we were camping.   



Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: notinshadow on April 19, 2012, 12: AM
Also speaking as a happily married man who is very happy with his sexuality I don't take myself too seriously and have a sense of humour even when dealing with wind up merchants like you two.

"Wind up merchant" I don't know what you mean!!

Councillor this is not the time of the year to call people "t**** of any kind"..especially as my household is a bit like the Labour party and Indies in this town..the three of us vote the same way and at present we are voting for your party.

Not because I think you or Steve will do good so much, as if you guys get enough votes, you can atleast give the Labour mob a bloody nose, which would make me smile a great deal and none of the other parties would be in a position to do that in my view.

I think you guys will start self destructing in two years or so, as your ego along with S.A. ego will start pulling the party apart down the line.

Also you couldn't even manage to get K.F. onside which surprised me greatly..what went wrong there..??





P.S. I think you and Shadow might be talking about different dresses you have, as the one he was refering to was Yellow fronted and Brown at the back, I don't recall any floral design..I thought I ought to mention it to help clear any confusion up councillor.
Title: Re: Available by the gross?
Post by: steveL on April 19, 2012, 03: AM
I don't know.

I take time out to fix my brakes and when I return you've all wandered off onto the planet Transvestera .....

Some people just can't be trusted to be left on their own.