Reason for new Flag Poles becomes clear..................

[akarjl]

May as well have another one "Scabaphobia" no explanation needed?

[notenoughsaid]

It apppears  I have dropped a clanger by raising the matter (no pun intended) .Totally unaware of the occasion.As a result I apologise to all concerned.No offence intended. Sorry.

[Johnny Bongo]

When is the International day against Hohophobia, Vansphobia and Piephobia?  Some people just hate seeing Santa driving a Transit, whilst eating one of Morrels finest pork!   

[akarjl]

Your hurtling towards flagellation,necrophilia and beastiality.......flogging a dead horse?

[WhatTheHeck]

I'm surprised there isn't an 'in residence' flag for the council leader, like the Queen at Buck House.

I thought that  was why they flew the rainbow flag on the centre pole !