Phoenix

[Inspector Knacker]

Why can't all the councillors be briefed.....? It's not like they're ....er ......... sheep.

[mk1]

Why can't all the councillors be briefed

I was behind Carl recently. His trousers were slipping down and when he bent over to pick something up I saw how 'badly briefed' he was. Time for some new underpants Carl..............

[HarryBlackwood]

Michael Kenny commenting on the sartorial elegance of someone. You couldn't make it up.

[dowager]

Don't know Mr Kenny, but I take your word for it ...