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Politics => Local Issues and Matters => Topic started by: admin on September 22, 2014, 03: PM

Title: Caption Competition
Post by: admin on September 22, 2014, 03: PM
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Owton Manor Overrun By Gang Warfare
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Hartlepudlion on September 22, 2014, 03: PM
Now! Who was it that disagrees with us?
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Post by: Land Phil on September 22, 2014, 05: PM
Spot the one gainfully employed.
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Post by: Land Phil on September 22, 2014, 05: PM
Council Camera Car catches obstruction blocking double yellow zone.
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Post by: Land Phil on September 22, 2014, 05: PM
New councillor health initiative before photo ...before the money disappeared allegedly.
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Post by: fred c on September 22, 2014, 05: PM
"Handsome Ste & Eng Barclay"

Hurry up & take the F***ing Picture.... we can`t hold these "Wangies" in much longer.


Photographer......... Don`t breathe out.... If a Button Blows it could take someones eye out.

Marge........ Ok everyone look at the camera and 1 2 3 B*ll*x
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ted Bass on September 22, 2014, 06: PM
"Now on BBC1, from the team that brought us New Tricks, is Old Tricks, a series about a  gang of councillors who will stick together no matter what lead by the foolhardy Ste and his consort Chris"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: DRiddle on September 22, 2014, 06: PM
Marge: "Right lads, on the count of three... 1.... 2.... 3.....

Ka mate, ka mate! ka ora! ka ora! 

Ka mate! ka mate! ka ora! ka ora!

Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru 

Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā

Ā, upane! ka upane!

Ā, upane, ka upane, whiti te raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Land Phil on September 22, 2014, 09: PM
Mad Dog after a spray of Lynx ....it really does attract all the girls (allegedly).
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Post by: notenoughsaid on September 22, 2014, 10: PM
   In respect of the councillors....." The good, the bad and the ugly."   Sorry I can't seperate them,....all of them tick two of the boxes.Struggling with "the good"!!!


PS .Nice one Driddle. Never been there but it seems to be a nice place run by good people. If only!!!!!.Regards.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: PostItNote on September 22, 2014, 10: PM
Are there any good ones in this picture other than possibly passing motorists and any hard working businesses in the background?

Sorry but any police officer standing with this lot at the moment, can you please let us know who he is, as don't think I want to turn to him in an emergency?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: steveL on September 22, 2014, 11: PM
Quote from: DRiddle on September 22, 2014, 06: PM
Marge: "Right lads, on the count of three... 1.... 2.... 3.....

Ka mate, ka mate! ka ora! ka ora! 

Ka mate! ka mate! ka ora! ka ora!

Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru 

Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā

Ā, upane! ka upane!

Ā, upane, ka upane, whiti te raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I think my spellchecker's buggered......
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: steveL on September 22, 2014, 11: PM
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"Jeez, that Ruff Diamond have really let themselves go...."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: The Great Dictator on September 23, 2014, 12: AM
Three fat labour councillors fail in their attempt to create a total eclipse of the sun  :-[
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Post by: veggismiennicht on September 23, 2014, 01: AM
Bun fight at the O W  Coral   
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Post by: Land Phil on September 23, 2014, 08: AM
Obviously lots of trousers were in the bags outside the Hospice Shop but no ties.
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Post by: PostItNote on September 23, 2014, 10: AM
Each person in this photo should be sacked for increasing crime, allowing abuse, and using the Mail when it suits to get good publicity.  Who are they?

Are there any that are actually innocent and do not know anything about what they are embroiled in?

Speak now or forever hold your piece... and hopefully pay the price for a change.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: mk1 on September 24, 2014, 06: PM
Councillor Barclay  rewards colleagues who  helped him unload and stack  his  weekly shop from ASDA.


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Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: DRiddle on September 25, 2014, 06: PM

Councillor Leader attempts to disprove a commonly held belief about his organisational skills.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: fred c on September 25, 2014, 07: PM
Its not a palatable as Veuve Clicquot, but it is free, so sup up.
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Post by: Land Phil on September 26, 2014, 07: AM
Councillors sponsored to drink beer by Wynyard developer in aid of local "charity".
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Post by: stokoe on September 26, 2014, 10: AM
where's ste when you need a bottle opener.
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Post by: Darknessontheedgeoftown on October 04, 2014, 12: AM
Councillors once again fail to organise a p**s up in a brewery.