It looms over Church Street.

[Inspector Knacker]

Driving up Church Street this morning and my oppo said "Christ, cop that", there it stood,  a giant figure on a huge poster beaming down in true Noth Korean style from the wall of the ex mail office Print Room no  one less than prospective MP Kevin  Cranney. One word he used in his election blurb struck terror and embarrassment into my heart at the same time.......Ambassador.
Then the laughing started in the car.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Driving up Church Street this morning and my oppo said "Christ, cop that", there it stood,  a giant figure on a huge poster beaming down in true Noth Korean style from the wall of the ex mail office Print Room no  one less than prospective MP Kevin  Cranney. One word he used in his election blurb struck terror and embarrassment into my heart at the same time.......Ambassador.
Then the laughing started in the car.

Cringeworthy, indeed. Just who is runniung his campaign? SAB?

[diSme]

Ambassador eh? 

I share your laughter 

[Inspector Knacker]

Driving up Church Street this morning and my oppo said "Christ, cop that", there it stood,  a giant figure on a huge poster beaming down in true Noth Korean style from the wall of the ex mail office Print Room no  one less than prospective MP Kevin  Cranney. One word he used in his election blurb struck terror and embarrassment into my heart at the same time.......Ambassador.
Then the laughing started in the car.

Cringeworthy, indeed. Just who is runniung his campaign? SAB?

I'd like to know who's funding it. With a national membership lower than the crowd at a Womens Institute Sumo Wrestling mixed doubles Party, you do wonder.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Driving up Church Street this morning and my oppo said "Christ, cop that", there it stood,  a giant figure on a huge poster beaming down in true Noth Korean style from the wall of the ex mail office Print Room no  one less than prospective MP Kevin  Cranney. One word he used in his election blurb struck terror and embarrassment into my heart at the same time.......Ambassador.
Then the laughing started in the car.

Cringeworthy, indeed. Just who is runniung his campaign? SAB?

I'd like to know who's funding it. With a national membership lower than the crowd at a Womens Institute Sumo Wrestling mixed doubles Party, you do wonder.

Crossed my mind, too; but on hearing that SAB's a leading light in the campaign remembered that spite & venom both tend to loosen the purse strings ...

[mk1]

[Inspector Knacker]

I wonder if inadvertently it may nibble away a little bit of the Labour vote? Someone going into vote may just glimpse at the word Cranney and Labour and .........X

[mk1]

In the video

https://www.facebook.com/1156923894474102/videos/572006073572120/?

I noticed this:




It is written phonetically as in  'an 'artlepudlian' when it should be 'a Hartlepudlian' Obviously the Cranney dropped 'H' has caused the problem!


Obviously no adults checked the copy before it was posted:

Don't be fooled about the so called happy go lucky friendly face of Boris. Behind the mask is a sinister right wing agenda. Our country needs a socialist solution to stop our communities from sleepwalking into a society of selfish greed and hatred. The Tory party will elect a populist ultra right winger.
The socialist Labour Party is the only Party that can emerge and build a political alternative to this broken system.

[Johnny Bongo]

Question - do the SLP have enough members, never mind prospective MP's, to form a Government?  Will Cranney be the Chancellor?  I bet some pensioners will give him their vote as he wants to increase pensions to 25K a year, ie nearly £500 a week!  Maybe he's going to pay it from his own money!

[Inspector Knacker]

Question - do the SLP have enough members, never mind prospective MP's, to form a Government?  Will Cranney be the Chancellor?  I bet some pensioners will give him their vote as he wants to increase pensions to 25K a year, ie nearly £500 a week!  Maybe he's going to pay it from his own money!

Last time I checked, they had 385 members across the country. They'd all fit on the island in Rossmere Park, the ducks wouldn't be too happy and you can't blame them, but it may be the best place for them and a few sharks in the pond would keep them there. Lord of the 'Fries', comes to mind.

[Johnny Bongo]

Question - do the SLP have enough members, never mind prospective MP's, to form a Government?  Will Cranney be the Chancellor?  I bet some pensioners will give him their vote as he wants to increase pensions to 25K a year, ie nearly £500 a week!  Maybe he's going to pay it from his own money!

Last time I checked, they had 385 members across the country. They'd all fit on the island in Rossmere Park, the ducks wouldn't be too happy and you can't blame them, but it may be the best place for them and a few sharks in the pond would keep them there. Lord of the 'Fries', comes to mind.

I wonder how many SLP candidates are standing across the country?  I'll have a look!

[Inspector Knacker]

Total membership of the Party is approximately 385, we have the only SLP Councillors in the country till May. Then it's goodnight Vienna..... as well as Foggy Furze and Manor feidoms.

[Johnny Bongo]

Total membership of the Party is approximately 385, we have the only SLP Councillors in the country till May. Then it's goodnight Vienna..... as well as Foggy Furze and Manor feidoms.

That's approx 1.5% as there are 6.

Looks like Cranney is the ONLY ONE for SLP to stand in the entire country!  I looked on a BBC site.  I must say, there's some bizarrely named parties / individuals running for Parliament!