KISS Guide to Party Advancement (AKA 'How to get rid of Traitors')

[mk1]

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/how-to-deselect-your-labour-mp-online-guide-triggers-row-amid-fresh-moves-by-corbyn-supporters-to-change-party-rules-momentum-young-labour_uk_5b1ab545e4b09d7a3d71fca5?yog&utm_hp_ref=uk-homepage





I understand someone in Tooting has ordered 100  copies and the distribution list says that they are not to be shown to the sitting MP for Hartlepool  or any of his staff.

[fred c]

Anth and his team will have read this cover to cover, they will be trying decide who they can or can't attempt to deselect.....i suppose they could always start with Ann Marshall and work their way up to Mike Hill.

[Inspector Knacker]

Can it be coloured in?

[mk1]

I suspect the fabled bete noire of the right (the one legged black Lesbian) would be a shoo-in if on of the candidates list. More so that men can now self-identify as 'Lesbian'. 

You can actually  get arrested for making such jokes as the above

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-508341/TV-presenter-awarded-2-000-compensation-arrest-following-legged-lesbian-lorry-driver-speech.html

[Inspector Knacker]

Can someone explain to me the thought process in allowing a group within a party to openly circumvent process without any sanction?

[Inspector Knacker]

Thinking it over, what exactly will they achieve. If 'successful' in a constituency where the vote is weighed in and seemingly sane people continue to vote for the party, a problem will eventually surface.
Their candidate will, of necessity, be one of them and there's the problem. People don't like change, they particularly don't like radical change and the problem with such groups is they believe the people share ther vision and enthusiasm for changing the world. They believe they have the answers, but then don't they all.

[mk1]

Anth is lurking in King John's tonight. Not sure if it his regular night out or it is his turn to baby-sit Barclay and ensure he does not get legless in public until his term is over.
On another (funny) note there are lots of people sending off for free tickets to Jezfest (who knows they could be paying you to attend in the morning) and if accounts are believed you can get up to 60 free tickets and no one will ask you why you want them. Some of the names they are using must tell the vendors that the urine is being extracted:

[fred c]

It matters not how many end up at Jezfest it will be a success, it has to be, if the rumoured loss of a million pounds on the event prove to be correct the rank and file members will never find out, union members fees which are likely to subsidise the loss will never find out, this event is nothing more than a Jezza Vanityfest and b****x to cost.

[Hartlepudlion]

The interesting bit is how many Councillors claim expenses to attend.

Remember the date to check when, eventually, expenses are declared.

You could ask the question of HBC but be warned, you could get classed as vexatious.....🙀

[fred c]

I doubt even this bunch of carpetbaggers would try that.....HCLP are more likely to fund any labmob fans journey south....tickets would have been freebies, in fact they couldn't give them away.

[Inspector Knacker]

Whatever happened to the Labour Party as I knew it?
Now it's run by the middle class and attractive to politically active youngsters who think of a photo copying session doing leaflets at the party offices as one helluva wild night.

[mk1]

Brutus and Caesar in conversation over the Momentum article.

[fred c]

Infamy Infamy they've "Got it In for me"

[Inspector Knacker]

So is that pic supposed to be the doc reassuring Benny that his post as MP is secure?
So now explain why someone in London would want to be a councillor 240 miles away. Now that is a puzzler!
Answers on a post card please.

[mk1]

So is that pic supposed to be the doc reassuring Benny that his post as MP is secure?.........

Probably having to explain where 'Miss Diane ' is..............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8MsQ0AcLo