Heh Ho! Caption Competition

[steveL]

You would have to go back to the days of Thatcher or maybe even Jim Callaghan to find when Carl last had a job so this one does rather cry out for a caption:

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

'Will the Owton Manor orchard yield a goodly supply of poisoned apples? Snow White's proving rather elusive, although the Wicked One's pretty easy to cast.'

[fred c]

I've been looking for days & I still can't find where the SCABS buried Hartlepools Labour Principles.

[Devils advocate]

If we are quick we can bury all the incriminating evidence of just how corrupt some  Hartlepool councillors are!

[Land Phil]

Carl shows off £3,999,999 shovel bought from £4 million pound budget to redevelop adult services site.

[WhatTheHeck]

Hi Ho Hi Ho , Its Off To Work We Go!!
We did dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
In our Mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Its what we like to do
It aint no trick
To get rich quick
If ya dig dig dig

[WhatTheHeck]

Snow White says, 'Always think health and safety at work, wear a hi vis jacket over your suit and read the instruction manual for the tools your will be using'.

'Now if someone can tell me which end of this shovel to use, I have a load more bullsh*t to spread'

[notenoughsaid]

        " Dont worry folks, I'll build a new hospital "