The great unveiling.

[Inspector Knacker]

The toilet block holder art work was unveiled today. Thronging crowds and packed open top buses queueing back to Newburn bridge were conspicuous by their absence.
It cost how much?

[Stig of the Seaton Dump]

Was it manufactured in Hartlepool ?
...by the same team that built the Angel of the North by any chance ?

[BresslawoffoftheBunker]

Miserable bas**ar*s

[Stig of the Seaton Dump]

Miserable bas**ar*s

We laugh too much to be miserable.

[Inspector Knacker]

Miserable bas**ar*s

Your ancestors may have been cheering furiously when the Kings new clothes were revealed, but mine was the small boy who called it as he saw it.
Obviously you deem it 'luverrrrly'. A fan of the 'I haven't got a bleedin clue' school of 'Art' who just nods in agreement.

[BresslawoffoftheBunker]

Thanks for that.   Clown

[Inspector Knacker]

I was expecting at the very least a constructive defence of it's 'artistic' virtues. Do enlighten us with your 'vision' and interpretation of it's maritime connection. I'm at a loss myself,  but then I'm just a likkle clown.
Custard pies anyone?

[BresslawoffoftheBunker]

I'd rather just enjoy what is is. You'd rather be a miserable t*a*.   I'm happy with that

[Truthache]

It looked a little inconspicuous on Look North against the opening of the major Exhibition of the North on Tyneside.  #outgunned

[Inspector Knacker]

I'd rather just enjoy what is is. You'd rather be a miserable t*a*.   I'm happy with that

Your inability to offer a  constructive defence of the 'art work' and indulge in debate on it's 'merits' in an adult manner is disappointing.The use of sweary Mary terms just detracts even further.

[BresslawoffoftheBunker]

Your ancestors may have been cheering furiously when the Kings new clothes were revealed, but mine was the small boy who called it as he saw it.
Obviously you deem it 'luverrrrly'. A fan of the 'I haven't got a bleedin clue' school of 'Art' who just nods in agreement."

You mean that kind of debate?

[Inspector Knacker]

My humorous response to your crude expletives  you mean?

[BresslawoffoftheBunker]

Humorous ?

[Inspector Knacker]

I realise humour is a distant country you have never visited, but even poor humour is preferable to trading expletives. I refuse to descend to that level.
Now about your defence of our latest piece of 'art', you take on it's merits are?

[BresslawoffoftheBunker]

I like it.  I like most art.  I also like the kids involvement and the fact that locals collected the sea glass that helped make it. 

I have no doubt that it will be vandalised but that's not he artists fault.  I also know people will knock it because that's 'what they do'.