Regeneration cash.

[Inspector Knacker]

Someone denouncing the new MP  because she could hardly have had time to influence events and take any credit for it. She mentioned it specifically during the pre-election run up while Dr Dolittle was busy planning his coronation, he never to my recollection once mentioned applying for this funding.
Just as the local Labour MP's wouldn't co-operate with Ben Houchen, which sadly shows how much they slavishly value Party dogma and childish intransigence over practical results.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Have also seen people demanding to know where the promised jobs are. She's been an MP for just over four weeks now - and is being criticised for no delivering the goods quickly enough!

[Inspector Knacker]

Now let me guess who these people are.... droids of a Party who produced nothing for the town during a  reign of nearly sixty years by any chance, social meeeeeja chanters with faces like smacked ar**s since the election result by any chance....?
Advice from these howling at the moon coyotes is like an Eskimo giving advice to a Congolese person on how to cope with the heat.
Best get used to a knot of multiple identity yapping dogs going on and on and on and on ....it's all they have left now, the funny part is no one takes any notice of them.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Not so much yapping as howling at the moon ...

[mk1]

Have also seen people demanding to know where the promised jobs are. She's been an MP for just over four weeks now - and is being criticised for no delivering the goods quickly enough!

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Not slow in claiming credit for things that happened before she was elected though. Roll on 'Masterplan XVIII' and lots of lovely artists impressions of flying pigs.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Oh well, suppose it makes a change from Ferris wheels (& Red Arrow fly pasts) ....

[Inspector Knacker]

Have also seen people demanding to know where the promised jobs are. She's been an MP for just over four weeks now - and is being criticised for no delivering the goods quickly enough!

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Not slow in claiming credit for things that happened before she was elected though. Roll on 'Masterplan XVIII' and lots of lovely artists impressions of flying pigs.

Ah, the Dumpling Dictator's footman..... I dread to think what your master would have done with the cash.
Although on second thoughts,  it could be worth it for the comedy value.

[akarjl2]

Oh well, suppose it makes a change from Ferris wheels (& Red Arrow fly pasts) ....

Unleash the beast.......btw we have a Conservative MP.

[Inspector Knacker]

Oh well, suppose it makes a change from Ferris wheels (& Red Arrow fly pasts) ....

Unleash the beast.......btw we have a Conservative MP.

...and a Conservative Tees Valley Mayor ... and a Conservative Police Commissioner and we're a Tory constituency.
Doesn't it make a pleasant change from Mike Bloke, the Debonair Dumpling Dictator and his entourage of the lost and bewildered and not to forget the Crime Floppers we endured.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

The tide turns?

[Inspector Knacker]

There are those who think the past 60 years of galloping stagnation were a golden era of enlightenment and inspiration..... then someone turned the lights on.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

There are those who think the past 60 years of galloping stagnation were a golden era of enlightenment and inspiration..... then someone turned the lights on.

So they blinked & scurried back into the 'safety' of the shadows?

[Inspector Knacker]

They had that unique gift of always being at the centre of massive c**k ups, yet somehow tried to leave the impression that it was not connected with them....or so they thought .....or should that be hoped.
Didn't work.