Can the good Doctor not sort out CABs Botox damaged left eyelid.............

[mk1]

it seems to be getting worse

[Stig of the Seaton Dump]

CAB probably can't afford London clinic prices.

[fred c]

Could it be him just winking at Handsome Ste 

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Now, now children ... we have to show the appropriate degree of respect our beloved leader ...

[Stig of the Seaton Dump]

Maybe champagne droop is different from brewers droop ;-)

[jeffh]

CAB probably can't afford London clinic prices.

Shouldn't be London Clinic prices - the Good Doctor's company is listed as Navigation Point.  Maybe he uses a back room at the Small Craft club

[Inspector Knacker]

it seems to be getting worse

Tell me they aren't twins!

[Disgruntled voter]

His eye now looks like an oyster shell with a tiny black pearl .

[Disgruntled voter]

People call the scabs for their inefficient ways and disastrous  management of the labour council.....but we really should give the credit for one thing! They are definitely not shallow or extravagant when it comes to picking a mate

[Norfolkinchance]

The resemblance is uncanny!

[Disgruntled voter]

That is definitely scabs test tube baby

[mk1]

Very noticeable  increase in 'girth' for the Dear Leader over the last year. The angle of his tie has altered considerably. He looks more like Simmons now!

[fred c]

Very noticeable  increase in 'girth' for the Dear Leader over the last year. The angle of his tie has altered considerably. He looks more like Simmons now!

Be careful mk1..... you could be accused of being "Rude and Offensive" to the Leader of the Council.

[mk1]

Be careful mk1..... you could be accused of being "Rude and Offensive" to the Leader of the Council.

Au contraire mon ami. I am driven by nothing more than a concern for the health and well being of our Dear Leader.  He is Hartlepool. If anything should happen to him the town will stagnate and die. His limitless  vault of 'vision' and cornucopia of cunning  'Masterplans' have saved the town from the  atrophy so common in the old industrial heartlands. We are  a vibrant and dynamic community who are the driving force for the new Metropolis of 'TEESSIDE'. Surrounding authorities gaze in envy at our Nirvana. Officers from the adjoining wastelands could never replicate  his stunning successes.   Who else but the Dear Leader would have moved so swiftly and be able  to secure the Old Jackson's Landing when so many International Hedge Funds  were after buying it. Sure we had to pay a premium because of the interest but this will be more than offset when the 'quick flip' reaches fruition and the profits added to our already bulging bank balance.
I dread the possibility that  could rob us of our Father. He needs to take as good care of his body as he does of us. It can not be easy to be  in demand constantly travelling the Country to lecture  less-gifted leaders about  the  method of his success. Trips to Belfast and Portsmouth may well improve the lot of the impoverished citizens  not fortunate to have been  born in Hartlepool but if it ruins his health and allows Hartlepool to slip out of his Family control then the price is too great.
Please Dear Leader concentrate on you adoring public and  do not overtax your undoubtedly giant intellect too much. Though an Akers-Belcher Dynasty is being put in place we can not be too complacent. As clever and intelligent as Mammy Belcher is she is not you. Please spend more time in the Gym and less in Macdonalds. Concerned staff have let it slip that nearly all the fast-food expenses on the recently released spending list is due to The Dear Leader.  Our Father  (Like that other giant intellect Mr D Trump)  seems to have a weakness for The Ronald and I wish only that he can reduce his daily 25 Big Macs down to a more manageable 15.

[Lucy Lass-Tick]

Absolutely, MK1. He has many more miracles to achieve in this lifetime. Ultimately, canonisation must surely follow such an example of selfless dedication to his adoring public.