Caption Competition

[admin]

[steveL]

"I've got you young man. Parking on the grass verge? That's a £60 fixed penalty towards my new cardigan fund . . . KERCHING!"

[mk1]

[akarjl]

=Who let you off the lead? Damn we are gonna need some bigger poop bags!

[fred c]

No no no.... how many times have I got to tell you, It was me........ I Thought Up The Idea Of Wildflower Verges

[Inspector Knacker]

Not many people know this, but Hartlepool Labour Party invented wild flowers.

[Land Phil]

Distraction to traffic.

[DRiddle]

Reporter (looking across at the freshly dug grass verge) - "So Councillor James tell us all about it"

MJ- "Certainly, what happens is they skim off the top, do just a few hours work and within no time at all everything on the surface looks amazing. As an added bonus, what looks very nice at first glance actually hides a multitude of sins buried beneath".

Reporter - "I'm sorry councillor, I meant the wild flower meadows being planted, not the Manor Residents Association."

[akarjl]

Brilliant

[fred c]

As a council, HBC thought it was a cheap and economical way to dispose of the carpets ripped out of the CIL

[The Great Dictator]

   Do you always p*ss in these bushes Mrs.James ?

[Truthache]

You"ll find yellow lines round that van with a parking ticket when you turn round mate.

[stokoe]

Hey are you son of Carl.

[Devils advocate]

Belisha beacon installed for new zebra crossing.

[John dory]

Reporter" this new road were stood on. do you not think it's a tadge  narrow for a new housing estate"